My father and I used to tussle about me becoming an actor. He’s from strong, Presbyterian Scottish working-class stock, and he used to sit me down and say, ‘You know, 99 percent of actors are out of work. You’ve been educated, so why do you want to spend your life pretending to be someone else when you could be your own man?.
non-australians let me clarify something for you:
shit cunt = insult
sick cunt = not an insultWhy must you (collectively) use such a horrible word?
A question asked on behalf of the rest of the world.because you’re all shitcunts
Australians are sick cunts
This is what happens when you send a shit load of convicts to an island and leave them there.
we call our mates cunt and cunts mate
stop being a mate
(via eridansucksdick)
” Still prettier than you … “
(via lokiofasgard)
you had me at “hello”, there was really no need to add “you’re under arrest”
(via preteenager)
what if you went on someone’s tagged/perfect and it was all just pictures of your parents
(via preteenager)
being a human is weird because you cannot crawl on walls or fly you can only stand and do taxes
(via preteenager)
